he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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