ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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