If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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