doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pappa wants mamma naked
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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