please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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