Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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