Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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