If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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