Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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