Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
