oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize
