atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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