I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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