My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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