Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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