If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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