dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize