no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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