you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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