this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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