There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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