So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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