He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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