I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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