i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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