I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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