I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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