Dual....:-)
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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