Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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