two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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