You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Randomize
