I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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