why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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