I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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