Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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