yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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