I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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