In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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