It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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