The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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