Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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