is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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