There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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