we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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