We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
