Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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