if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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