What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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