I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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