I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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