dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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