I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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