what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dick very happy bro
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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