it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
pray to the hookup gods
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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