apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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